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bestrooftalkever:

My championship pick.

Also, the expression “H to the IZZO” has been used too many times in my office today in a non-ironic way. 

You picked him because he’s black

gamefreaksnz:

Dead Island Riptide ‘They Thought Wrong’ trailer

Deep Silver has released a new trailer for its upcoming zombie slashing sequel.

Ohhhh yeah

gamefreaksnz:

Massive Cosplay Titan Sword

US $79.99

The Foam Titan Sword is over five feet of big bad sword with a whopping 45-inch blade. We designed it to be an awesome costume accessory and the type of thing you can use to chase solicitors off your property. It will arrive in two pieces in a carrying case with a handle. We did this so it would be easy to pack for a convention or anywhere else you want to be respected and feared. Connect the two pieces, click the switch to turn on the blue LEDs, and you’re ready to make a statement on the convention floor, out trick-or-treating, or just chasing away that guy trying to sell you stuff you don’t want.

Product Specifications

• Have the biggest sword on the block
• …and be able to carry it, too!
• Blue LED lights on the blade and pommel
• Materials: EVA foam
• Batteries: 2 AA (not included)
• Package: Box with carry handle, perfect for carrying to a convention! Sword splits into two pieces for easy packing and transport. This product comes in a ship-alone box.
• Dimensions:
• Total length: 60.5”
• Blade length: 45”
• Handle length: 15.5”
• Hilt width: 10”

You’ll get all the Bitches with this

earwolf:

improv4humans: Ironic Hitler Teapot

Cool it with the road rage and buckle up for this week’s improv4humans with humans Pamela Murphy, Mookie Blaiklock, and Greg Tuculescu! Listen as they improvise scenes about island creatures, car wrecks, and ironic random humor. We also have a special Case Closed involving an item from Matt’s dad’s old teapot collection. Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon. You can also now get Matt Besser’s new comedy album “The Six Most Important Sets in the History of Standup” at mattbesser.com!

Yes just yes

(via bestnatesmithever)